What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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An elevator has a GF

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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A nun falling down the stairs

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A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.