What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)