Black & White Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

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The New York Mankeys!

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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A Scamtron.

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I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.