Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
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He overslept.
Because 7 8 9.
Because 6 8 9
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Because, 7 8 9...
Because Windows 8 9.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
Because 7 (eight) 9
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Because 7 ate 9
Because 7.. 8.. 9
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because 7 8 9
9 mouths
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
Because 0 1 2
Because 9 was still alive.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
A gangbang
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
I can't even...
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
All the extra cubholders.
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Because 10 9 8
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
To cloud 9
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A Def Leppard.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Because 9, 8, 7....
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
28 29's
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
Well hung.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Because 9, 7 8.
Because windows 7 8 9
Because 10 11 12.
Because ten, nine ate!
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
One of them doesn't.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
Because he ate too many crabs!
Cant-elope :D
At oh-my-goodness! Skip
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
An orbyte
Because my PC is a Dell.
Because 9/11.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
