What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms