Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.