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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.