What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.