What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.