How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.