How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'