How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized