How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.