How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".