A subturban!
Dresses up as an altar boy
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Because his boots were at the menders !
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
A Nanak Nanak joke.