What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!