Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Rough Draft Jokes More Rough Draft Jokes

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What do you call a brewer's first beer?

A rough draft.