What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.