What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.