What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

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What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.