When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.