When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

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Throw me a frickin bone here.

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Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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Her mom rearranged the living room

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Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

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Ovary Enthusiastic

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Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

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Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Geordi La Forage

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.