Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM