Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism