Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.