Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

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Because he hates capitalism.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism