Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.