Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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Because 7 8 9

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

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An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism