What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.