Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM