Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How did the stoner die?

Blunt force trauma.