Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus