Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.