Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.