What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"