What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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They don't.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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They were Putin up with him.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck