What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus