What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.