What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Fuse Jokes More Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.