Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.