Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!