How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.