How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!