Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!