Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.