Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.