Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)