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Because they always get stoned
Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb
Tell him your plans.
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
Haram Baes
they're both Paris shooters
Because he's always talking trash.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Allahu Snackbar!
Islams it.
He's living under a rock.
Manhatin'
