Muslim People Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.