Muslim People Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia