Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere