Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb