What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.