How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin