How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.