What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.