What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.