What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids