What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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New Ears Eve

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.