What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.