What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters