What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.