What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.