What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.