What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters