What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?