The posters
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Because 12 13 14!
With an icy-stare!
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
The posters.