What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.