What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What do you call an old person from Portugal?

A portugeeser