What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

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The redditor never gets gold

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I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Cause they work out.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.