What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini