What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.