What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints