What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.