What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.