What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?

Long sleeves.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!