How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.