What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"