What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar