Cigar Jokes

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar