What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.