What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu