Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.